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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

11.06.2025 23:58

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

Does any unofficial Roman Catholic card exist in the world to play? In Italy, Rome & the Vatican City, can practising Catholics get any discounts as a tourist, & / or privileged admission to certain sights, with different rules for non Catholics?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Why are flat Earthers made fun of when they seemingly don't exist? I have only met one flat Earther in 18 years.

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

Has a conversation with someone who holds opposing political views ever caused you to change your own beliefs?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

How can you tell if someone or someone's is trying to recruit or at least test you for a secret organization?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”